Quantcast
I have 21 consecutive profitable trades of 15% or better. How is this possible? Every day there are hundreds of stocks setting new highs, no matter what happens in the overall market. Many of these stocks are still at very reasonable valuations. Afraid of buying stocks at their highs? Think of it this way: a new high is really a future floor for companies with solid financial underpinnings. Quantitative momentum modeling makes it easy to identify stocks that can continue this upward momentum trend. Why does this happen? It's really very simple..ask me about what investors and cows have in common. I am $$$ MR. MARKET $$$. I AM HUGE!!! Bring me your finest meats and cheeses. You can join in on the fun. Register for free and you'll be able to post messages on this forum and also receive emails when $$$ MR. MARKET $$$ makes his own trades. ($$$MR. MARKET$$$ is a proprietary investor and does not provide individual financial advice. The stocks mentioned on this forum do not represent individual buy or sell recommendations and should not be viewed as such. Individual investors should consider speaking with a professional investment adviser before making any investment decisions.)
Page 102 of 306 FirstFirst ... 29299100101102103104105112202 ... LastLast
Results 1,011 to 1,020 of 3055
  1. #1011
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    3,975

    Thumbs up It's All In The Dash!

    What is life?......Where does it all lead? This 2 minute inspirational video is well worth your time .........ENJOY!

    http://www.simpletruths.com/dash/index.html

  2. #1012
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    SacTown
    Posts
    15,064

    Default Getting Into Heaven

    It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into heaven you had to have a really bad day on the day that you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day.


    So, the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven.

    The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly asked the man, 'Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died.'

    'No problem,' the man said. 'I came home to my 25th-floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife having an affair. But her lover was nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My wife was half naked and yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground. But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some trees and bushes that broke his fall and he didn't die. This ticked me off even more. In a rage, I went back inside to get the first heavy thing I could get my hands on to throw at him. Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly.'

    The Angel sat back and thought a moment. Technically, the guy did have a bad day.

    It was a crime of passion. So, the Angel announced, 'OK, sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven,' and let him in.

    A few seconds later the next guy came up. To the Angel's surprise, it was Donald Trump.

    'Mr. Trump, before I can let you in, I need to hear about what your day was like when you died.' Trump said, 'No problem. But you're not going to believe this. I was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. I had been under a lot of pressure so I was really pushing hard to relieve my stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine. But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment, starts cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well, of course fell. I hit some trees and bushes at the bottom, which broke my fall, so I didn't die right away. As I'm laying there face up on the ground , unable to move and in excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator of all things off the balcony. It falls the 25 floors and lands on top of me, killing me instantly.'

    The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as Trump finishes his story.

    'I could get used to this new policy,' he thinks to himself. 'Very well,' the Angel announces. 'Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven,' and he lets Trump enter.

    A few seconds later, Bill Clinton comes up to the gate.

    The Angel is almost too shocked to speak. Thoughts of assassination and war pour through the Angel's head. Finally he says, 'Mr. President, please tell me what it was like the day you died.'

    Clinton says, 'OK, picture this. I'm naked, inside a refrigerator.....
    "Trade What Is Happening...Not What You Think Is Gonna Happen"

    Find Tomorrow's Winners At SharpTraders.com

    Follow Me On Twitter

  3. #1013
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    3,975

    Talking Pass Me A Guiness Mate!

    Aye mate pass me another Guiness......Pleaaaaaaaaaase!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrSSSfYE2dQ

  4. #1014
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Akron, OH
    Posts
    1,749

    Default New Stock Market Terms



    CEO--Chief Embezzlement Officer.

    CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

    BULL MARKET-- A random market movement causing an investor to
    mistake himself for a financial genius.

    BEAR MARKET-- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no
    allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

    VALUE INVESTING-- The art of buying low and selling lower.

    P/E RATIO-- The percentage of investors wetting their pants
    as the market keeps crashing.

    BROKER-- What my broker has made me.

    STANDARD & POOR-- Your life in a nutshell.

    STOCK ANALYST-- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

    STOCK SPLIT-- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your
    assets equally between themselves.

    FINANCIAL PLANNER-- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

    MARKET CORRECTION-- The day after you buy stocks.

    CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears
    down the toilet.

    YAHOO-- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker
    for $240 per share.

    WINDOWS-- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who
    bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

    INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR-- Past year investor who's now locked
    up in a nuthouse.

    PROFIT-- An archaic word no longer in use.
    Tim - Retired Problem Solver

  5. #1015
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    SacTown
    Posts
    15,064

    Default

    Message from the Queen




    To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

    In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidatesfor President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give noticeof the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

    Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchicalduties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas ,which she does not fancy).

    Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governorfor America without the need for further elections.
    Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.
    A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determinewhether any of you noticed.
    To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency,the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
    (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
    1. Then look up aluminum, and check the pronunciation guide.You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
    2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour', 'labour'and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut'without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replacedby the suffix '-ise'. Generally, you will be expected to raise yourvocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
    -----------------------
    3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noisessuch as 'like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient formof communication. There is no such thing as US English. We willlet Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checkerwill be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u' and theelimination of -ize.
    -------------------
    4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
    -----------------
    5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers,or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapistsshows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should onlybe used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out withoutsuing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not readyto shoot grouse.
    ----------------------
    6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything moredangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wishto carry a vegetable peeler in public.
    ----------------------
    7. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will startdriving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will gometric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables.
    Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the Britishsense of humour.
    --------------------
    8. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have beencalling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
    -------------------
    9. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French friesare not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chipsare properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat,and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
    -------------------
    10. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actuallybeer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenancewill be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as theyare pound for pound the greatest sporting Nation on earth and it can only bedue to the beer. They are also part of British Commonwealth - see what itdid for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-FrozenGnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
    ---------------------
    11. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors asgood guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actorsto play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt Englishdialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
    ---------------------
    12. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kindof proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enoughwill, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities toAmerican football, but does not involve stopping for a rest everytwenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body Armour like a bunchof nancies). Don't try Rugby - the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you,like they regularly thrash us.
    ---------------------
    13. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host anevent called the World Series for a game which is not played outside ofAmerica. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyondyour borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will letyou face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
    --------------------
    14. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
    -----------------
    15. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty'sGovernment will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all moniesdue (backdated to 1776).
    ---------------
    16. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, withsaucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes;plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

    God Save the Queen!
    "Trade What Is Happening...Not What You Think Is Gonna Happen"

    Find Tomorrow's Winners At SharpTraders.com

    Follow Me On Twitter

  6. #1016
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    northern ohio
    Posts
    3,374

    Default

    NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS

    CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

    CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

    BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to
    mistake himself for a financial genius.

    BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no
    allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

    VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

    P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants
    as the market keeps crashing.

    BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

    STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

    STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

    STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your
    assets equally between themselves.

    FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

    MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

    CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears
    down the toilet.

    YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker
    for $240 per share.

    WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who
    bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

    INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked
    up in a nuthouse.

    PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

  7. #1017
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Pittsburgh, PA
    Posts
    3,370

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by riverbabe View Post
    NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS...
    I see some of us are paying attention....
    Hide not your talents.
    They for use were made.
    What's a sundial in the shade?

    - Benjamin Franklin

  8. #1018
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    SacTown
    Posts
    15,064

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by peanuts View Post
    I see some of us are paying attention....
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "Trade What Is Happening...Not What You Think Is Gonna Happen"

    Find Tomorrow's Winners At SharpTraders.com

    Follow Me On Twitter

  9. #1019
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    ohio
    Posts
    8,980

    Default

    This may be neither fun nor off topic but I'm going to attempt to buy a $110,000 house tomorrow for $30,000. I'll let you know what the bank says to this offer.

    ---------------billy

  10. #1020
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Posts
    5,563

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by billyjoe View Post
    This may be neither fun nor off topic but I'm going to attempt to buy a $110,000 house tomorrow for $30,000. I'll let you know what the bank says to this offer.

    ---------------billy
    Considering the market conditions, you just might succeed. Good luck!

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Vulcans who short for fun
    By Websman in forum Discussion
    Replies: 182
    Last Post: 08-03-2007, 04:20 PM
  2. I mention this, Just for fun
    By Adman in forum Discussion
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 03-29-2006, 12:58 PM
  3. IRA, capital gains and related stuff
    By Gary611 in forum Discussion
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: 12-19-2005, 11:59 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  




Do you like this site?

Go to the homepage of
$$$ MR. MARKET $$$