Mergers

[flymike]

FedEx is expected to join its major compeitor, UPS, and become: FedUP

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild

Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Crackers.

Grey Poupon and Docker pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants

Knotts Berry Farm and National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
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[MEA_1956]

FedEx is expected to join its major compeitor, UPS, and become: FedUP

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild

Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Crackers.

Grey Poupon and Docker pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants

Knotts Berry Farm and National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
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Don't know why just thought this would be a good place to post this...

The brain does amazing things, doesen't it?????

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[The Kid]

You guys familiar with East Coast food chains forgot one of my favorites.........Stop & Shop is going to merge with A & P. There will be a vote tomorrow on the new name. Current frontrunner: Stop & P. :lol:

[billyjoe]

Why did they put restrooms in the supermarket? So everyone could go to the A&P! Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station. Sorry, Billyjoe

[flymike]

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

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