RL
10-24-2003, 09:41 AM
Subject: STOCKS
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Bud Lite (the beer, not the stock)
one year ago, drank all the beer, then recycled the cans, you would have
$214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle. This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-Keg program
:lol:
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Bud Lite (the beer, not the stock)
one year ago, drank all the beer, then recycled the cans, you would have
$214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle. This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-Keg program
:lol: